so... i don't even want to think about how much food i ate last night and the night before. it wasn't even real food, i just got high and raided the gas station aisles. sunflower seeds, gummy krabby patties, laffy taffy, pretzel m&ms, peanut m&ms, and even COKE! i have never even drank coke like that (i was obsessed with mt. dew though...) so you get the idea. i do well all day and then hung out with one of my lesbian stoner buddies, get the munchies (har har) and i have to chow down on sweet shit. when i'm high by myself, it's okay. like today i've only had 2 cups of unsweetened almond milk.
so i'm going to the gym today, and i'm going to force myself onto the treadmill. the elliptical is soooo boring for me now. i'm also going to lift, because i love the feeling the next day. makes me feel like i accomplished something, even when i pig out on hundreds of grams of sugar.
so last night i got my ex to smoke pot for the first time. i won't tell you my half of the bargain, but anyway. we had amazing high sex (possibly the best in the years that we had been together) and then he started bugging. i made him sign a contract to not start bugging, but he did. he kept saying how time was going by soooo slow (has anyone seen the video of the cop and his wife who smoke weed, then freak out and call the police? they talk about how time is going by so slow) and he just wanted it to end. and he ended up throwing up. but i did get an amazing blackmail video of him while high. that's definitely the last time i smoke with a newbie smoker.
anyway, off to force myself to go to the gym and not eat anything today. bai <3
xD your bf sounds hillarious.
ReplyDeleteand everyone has those days when they just NEEEEED the sweeties ;)
have a god time at the gym!
xoxo
Ugh! So sorry you raided the gas station aisles. That's no fun at all and can seriously ruin your day. Try to keep your head up about it though, today's a new day.
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I loooove high sex. So jealous right now lol
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend is currently in the police academy and I make him smoke fake weed (K2, which actually gets you really fucking stoned) with me all the time. I find it way too humorous in a really fucked-up-ironic kind of way hahaha >:)
When he's a full fledged policeman, he's going to confiscate pot from kids and bring it home to give to me :D Clearly we are going to hell.
Go bust your ass at the gym! Do it!
Btw, let's elope. We're clearly the same person due to our extremely similar interests. I think it would better the future of society as a whole. No homo.
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